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各位,上一篇咱怒懟了福奇老賊,
但那一篇全是乾巴巴的數據,
各位看了之後,
可能也不太能理解現如今紐約到底是啥狀況,

所以咱臨時加更一發吧,
實時轉播Reddit熱帖一枚,
咱在微觀層面上品鑑一下,
目前紐約以及美帝到底是怎麼個騷操作
here we go~

——請品鑑:

標題:
俺是紐約某公立高中的學生,現如今俺這兒的情況已經完全糟爛了

總之,這位高中小伙兒首先表示:

I'd like to preface this by stating that remote learning was absolutely detrimental to the mental health of myself, my friends, and my peers at school. Despite this, the present conditions within schools necessitates a temporary return to remote learning; if not because of public health, then because of learning loss.

翻譯成人話:

首先說明啊,

俺認為遠程學習這玩意兒,

對我自己、對我的朋友圈,以及對所有學校里的同齡人,

都是有害心理健康的操作。

可是吧,目前咱學校這狀況可能必須要暫時恢復遠程學習了……

就算不考慮公共衛生方面的原因,

也要考慮咱學業損失方面的原因。


高中小伙兒繼續表示:

A story of my day:

- I arrived at school and promptly went to Study Hall. I knew that some of my teachers would be absent because they had announced it on Google Classroom earlier in the day. At our school there is a board in front of the auditorium with the list of teachers and seating sections for students within study hall: today there were 14 absent teachers 1st period. There are 11 seatable sections within the auditorium ... THREE CLASSES sat on the stage. Study hall has become a super spreader event -- I'll get to this in a moment.

- Second period I had another absent teacher. More of the same from 1st period. It was around this time that 25% of kids, including myself, realized that there were no rules being enforced outside of attendance at the start of the period, and that cutting lass was ridiculously easy. We left -- there was functionally no learning occurring within study hall, and health conditions were safer outside of the auditorium. It was well beyond max capacity.

- Third period I had a normal class period. Hooray! First thing the teacher did was pass out COVID tests because we had all been close contacts to a COVID-positive student in our class. 4 more teachers would pass out COVID tests throughout the day, which were to be taken at home. The school started running low on tests, and rules had to be refined to ration.

- "To be taken at home." Ya ... students don't listen. 90% of the bathrooms were full of students swabbing their noses and taking their tests. I had one kid ask me -- with his mask down, by the way -- whether a "faint line was positive," proceeding to show me his positive COVID test. I told him to go the nurse. One student tested positive IN THE AUDITORIUM, and a few students started screaming and ran away from him. There was now a lack of available seats given there was a COVID-positive student within the middle of the auditorium. They're now planning on having teachers give up their free periods to act as substitute teachers because the auditorium is simply not safe enough.

- Classes that I did attend were quiet and empty. Students are staying home because of risk of COVID without testing positive (as they should) and some of my classes had 10+ students absent. Nearly every class has listed myself and others are close contacts.

- I should note that in study hall and with subs we literally learn nothing. I spent about 3 hours sitting around today doing nothing.

- I tested positive for COVID on December the 14th. At the time there were a total of 6 cases. By the end of break this number was up to 36. By January the 3rd (when we returned from break) the numbers were up to 100 (as listed on the school Google Sheet). Today there are 226. This is around 10% of my school. As of Monday, only 30 of whom were reported to the DOE ... which just seems like negligence to me.

- 90% of the conversations spoken by students concern COVID. It has completely taken over any function of daily school life.

- One teacher flat out left his class 5 mins into the lesson and didn't return because he was developing symptoms and didn't believe it safe to spread to his class.

翻譯成人話:
下面是俺一天學校生活的遭遇:
俺趕到學校,很快就去了自習室。
因為俺知道很多老師會缺席,
他們已經在Google Classroom(美國版釘釘)上提前預告過了……

總之,俺們學校的禮堂前面有塊告示牌,
上面有自習大教室的教師名單和相應的學生座位分區。
今天第一節課就有14位老師來不了。
所以咱們的禮堂需要整整安頓11個班……
(因為沒老師的班需要在大禮堂上自習)
甚至其中有三個班必須坐在舞台上……

簡而言之,俺們的自習室已成為一個超級傳播者活動——
這件事兒後面詳細八卦。
第二節課我們又有一位老師缺席了。
到了這個關頭,
包括俺在內大概四分之一的同學已經意識到,
除了開始上課時有考勤環節之外,
整節課都已然沒人管了……
所以翹課顯然是非常容易的事兒,
於是俺們直接翹課了~
反正自習室里也沒法學習,
而且這地方嚴重超員,
反而不如呆在室外安全……

接下來俺終於上了一節正常的課。萬歲!
老師上課時的第一件事,
就是給俺們挨個發放了抗原快篩試劑盒,
因為俺們都曾與班上某新冠陽性同學發生過密接。
在這天的剩下課程裡頭,
還有其他4位老師給俺們發了試劑盒,
並要求我們回家自己捅鼻子。
但據說學校的試劑盒庫存已經快見底了,
不久之後應該就會開始搞配給制了……

「帶回家自己捅鼻子」……呵呵~
同學們顯然不會那麼聽話,
於是90%的廁所隔間裡面都是正在自捅鼻孔的同學們。
有個哥們兒——而且這丫口罩完全沒遮住鼻子——衝過來問俺:
「如果那根紅線模糊不清的話,算不算陽性」?
並且一邊問一邊拿着他那陽性試劑盒往俺眼前晃……
於是俺打發他直接去找護士阿姨了~

另外還有一位同學在大禮堂正中間自測陽性,
於是他周圍的人開始一邊尖叫一邊逃命~
而且鑑於這丫檢出陽性的地方正好在自習室正中央,
所以本來就已經超員的大禮堂,
現如今更不夠用了……
學校還在打算讓老師們放棄休息時間來自習室代班,
因為這地方已經完全沒法保證安全了。

俺上過的那幾節課吧,
每一節都既空曠又靜謐……
很多同學都呆在家裡,
因為就算感染了也有檢測不出來的風險
(此處在吐槽抗原快篩的靈敏度……)
每一節課都有十幾個同學缺課,
並且每一節課之後俺和其他在場同學都會收到密接警告……

俺需要說明一下,
在自習室里跟着代課老師,
那可是啥都學不到……
俺今天在裡面呆了3個小時,屁事兒沒幹……

俺在12月14日檢出的陽性,
那時候全校只有6例感染者。
到了聖誕放假那陣,
數字漲到了36例……
又到了2022年1月3日(返校那天),
數字繼續漲到100例,
今天(2022年1月5日)又跳到了226例,
或者說全校10%的同學都中招了。
可是呢,截止周一(2022年1月3日),
學校只上報了20例……俺覺着這算不算失職?

同學們90%的討論內容都是新冠,
這就是今天整個學校生活的主題。

有個老師上了5分鐘的課就落跑了,
並且再也沒回教室,
因為丫剛好發病了……
覺着繼續呆在教室里必然會傳染一片……
畫外音解說:
解釋一嘴,上面的禮堂(auditorium)=自習室(study hall),
如果老師缺席,班級沒人管,
就需要把這一班學生安排到禮堂來上自習,
禮堂里有代課老師。
但這位同學所在的學校,
自習室里整整坐了11個班,
包括舞台上還坐了3個班……
可以說是非常奇葩了

——禮堂兼自習室差不多就是這麼個造型:


這枚Reddit神貼不到24小時就收穫了上千條回復~
而且經常刷Reddit的朋友想必明白,
很多時候回復才是亮點……
所以咱繼續搬運兩條高贊回復吧。

——比如說,請品鑑:


翻譯成人話:
偶是老師,
跟樓主不在一所學校,但都在紐約來着。

這周偶大部分備課時間都不得不給其他請假的老師頂班。
每一節課都有差不多三分之一的同學缺課,
而且偶們也不停地收到密接提醒……
今天偶上課的某班就在自習室隔壁,
所以偶在上課時間路過自習室的時候,
發現裡面壓根兒沒有成年人,
但學生卻一點都不少。
偶猜校領導可能根本不知道這些學生沒人監管吧,
所以偶必須使出分身術,
一邊上自己班的課,一邊去盯着隔壁自習室……
這一片本來平時應該人來人往的,
但今天卻一個老師都見不着。

簡單來說,這樣的教育質量就是負數。
同學們——比如說樓主——很清楚接下來幾周的在校學習將毫無意義,
而且甚至沒法保證安全,
這還不僅僅是因為新冠。
而是因為根本沒有足夠人手去看管這些熊孩子。
現在看來,
被迫讓同學們呆在大禮堂里祈禱這種變相的lock down,
其實還不如直接搞幾周線上課……
先要有健康的人類才能有健康的經濟,
這道理可真是超出想象了……

——請再品鑑:


翻譯成人話:
在下也是紐約的老師一隻,
先要感謝樓主發帖。
雖然你不是我的學生,
但我真為你感到驕傲
……
(此處省略恭維話若干)
……
在下要頂這個帖子裡其他所有老師/同學。
在下學校有250名學生,其中47人已中招;
19個老師裡面也有4個中招。
今天一整天的出勤率大概是30%上下。
在下的第一節課根本就是零出勤……

正如樓主所說,
沒人喜歡搞線上課,
但現在的形勢要求必須重頭搞線上課……

其他回復也差不多大同小異,
所以咱就不重複勞動了,
各位感興趣的話不妨自行組成觀光團去圍觀~
鏈接見這裡:
https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/rxwnbl/i_am_a_new_york_city_public_high_school_student/

最後咱再貼個應景的新聞聯動吧~

——請品鑑:


標題:
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對此,有才的知乎網友們紛紛表示:


——神奇校車,變形,出發:

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